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Friday, October 10, 2003
Just in case you do not get it the ::::is Alloira:::: the normal script is the vagina thanks to Sean who gave me the idea to have a Vagina monologue.....
Hello there.
(lips move)
Hello.
(again lips move)
::::looks around::::
down here.
(you get the point)
:::gets a little spooked::::
yeah you
::::okay whose stalking me:::::
no you idiot down here
::::looks down towards oddly moving pelvis area::::
can you kindly unzip your pants so that I can catch my breathe
::::startled look but you jump to obey::::
::::peeling off your pants::::
::::taking off your underwear::::
why thank you.
::::I must be going fucking crazy because my vagina is talking to me:::::
You know I don't usually talk to you but I think I must voice a complaint.
::::::Oh God it's worse then I thought:::::
Your lack of my daily grooming like a freaking hair cut would be a starter.
::::what the fuck?::::
Yeah try giving me a military hair cut once in awhile
People do not enjoy taking a weed whacker to taste a little bush you know!!!!
:::::Okay stay calm::::
::::This is not really happening its all in your head::::
By the way since I am on the lines of this when am I going to see a little peter?
:::ummm I am trying to stay disease free?:::::
Hell it doesn't necessarily need to be a little peter as long as it gets it job done.
Well what I am trying to say is that we hit a drought like the Sahara dessert.
::::This can't be really happening::::
Will you get it through your head that your vagina is talking to you
By the way my name is Penelope.
I want some action I am like a dried up raisin down here.
::::NO fucking way in hell is my vagina talking to me I must be going crazy::::
(starts to walk around the room pacing)
Do you mind stopping that I get a little motion sickness!
(coughs) ahem back to what I was saying
(lips are continuing to move) (wink wink)
What ever happened to that nice Italian number that was tall dark and handsome?
He had a serious Cabasa in his pants that was making me squiver for weeks at a time
::::I decided to break up with him we were moving too fast::::
Well then go out and search the local bars
::::You know there are diseases out there right?::::
That's what condoms are for plus other safety measures. Hello!
:::I just wanted to get back to the basics right now::::
What about masturbation? I need a little stimulation from time to time.
::::I would feel weird in doing that::::
What if I talked you through it?
::::umm still I would feel strange and uncomfortable:::::
Come on for me please!!!!
::::::you know your acting like a spoiled brat::::::
Look if you do this for me I will make it good for you
:::::What's in it for me?::::
An earth shaking Orgasm! Does that tempt you?
::::Closer::::
How about I continue to make your Vagina tighter by doing pelvic exercises that no one will know that I am doing? So you can throw a golf ball about 300 hundred yards?
::::giggles::::That could be interesting at parties::::
And if you really want to pick up dollar bills off of a paying customer you could make some money!
So I am an investment and a retirement fund if you really want to go that route.
:::Wow you really thought this through didn't you?:::::
(lips are moving side to side)
:::So I take that as a yes?::::
So what do you say?
:::::well alright:::(sigh):::if it will get you off my back::::
You know I was thinking of moving there once but opted against it!!!
So I would like a slow tedious massage with a little KY so that you don't chaff me.
(Begins to move towards the bathroom getting the KY from the medicine cabinet and moves into the bedroom)
fade to black
more continued.... Stay tuned for next weeks story.....Same time same vagina channel.....
Hello there.
(lips move)
Hello.
(again lips move)
::::looks around::::
down here.
(you get the point)
:::gets a little spooked::::
yeah you
::::okay whose stalking me:::::
no you idiot down here
::::looks down towards oddly moving pelvis area::::
can you kindly unzip your pants so that I can catch my breathe
::::startled look but you jump to obey::::
::::peeling off your pants::::
::::taking off your underwear::::
why thank you.
::::I must be going fucking crazy because my vagina is talking to me:::::
You know I don't usually talk to you but I think I must voice a complaint.
::::::Oh God it's worse then I thought:::::
Your lack of my daily grooming like a freaking hair cut would be a starter.
::::what the fuck?::::
Yeah try giving me a military hair cut once in awhile
People do not enjoy taking a weed whacker to taste a little bush you know!!!!
:::::Okay stay calm::::
::::This is not really happening its all in your head::::
By the way since I am on the lines of this when am I going to see a little peter?
:::ummm I am trying to stay disease free?:::::
Hell it doesn't necessarily need to be a little peter as long as it gets it job done.
Well what I am trying to say is that we hit a drought like the Sahara dessert.
::::This can't be really happening::::
Will you get it through your head that your vagina is talking to you
By the way my name is Penelope.
I want some action I am like a dried up raisin down here.
::::NO fucking way in hell is my vagina talking to me I must be going crazy::::
(starts to walk around the room pacing)
Do you mind stopping that I get a little motion sickness!
(coughs) ahem back to what I was saying
(lips are continuing to move) (wink wink)
What ever happened to that nice Italian number that was tall dark and handsome?
He had a serious Cabasa in his pants that was making me squiver for weeks at a time
::::I decided to break up with him we were moving too fast::::
Well then go out and search the local bars
::::You know there are diseases out there right?::::
That's what condoms are for plus other safety measures. Hello!
:::I just wanted to get back to the basics right now::::
What about masturbation? I need a little stimulation from time to time.
::::I would feel weird in doing that::::
What if I talked you through it?
::::umm still I would feel strange and uncomfortable:::::
Come on for me please!!!!
::::::you know your acting like a spoiled brat::::::
Look if you do this for me I will make it good for you
:::::What's in it for me?::::
An earth shaking Orgasm! Does that tempt you?
::::Closer::::
How about I continue to make your Vagina tighter by doing pelvic exercises that no one will know that I am doing? So you can throw a golf ball about 300 hundred yards?
::::giggles::::That could be interesting at parties::::
And if you really want to pick up dollar bills off of a paying customer you could make some money!
So I am an investment and a retirement fund if you really want to go that route.
:::Wow you really thought this through didn't you?:::::
(lips are moving side to side)
:::So I take that as a yes?::::
So what do you say?
:::::well alright:::(sigh):::if it will get you off my back::::
You know I was thinking of moving there once but opted against it!!!
So I would like a slow tedious massage with a little KY so that you don't chaff me.
(Begins to move towards the bathroom getting the KY from the medicine cabinet and moves into the bedroom)
fade to black
more continued.... Stay tuned for next weeks story.....Same time same vagina channel.....
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
This is a converation that started the monolog that I created in about five minutes because it he gave me the idea. I deleted his screen name and just added a name that he gave me so that I can protect his idenity for the future. So please unless he contacts you don't try searching him out thanks a buch Cassandra...
Alloira : okay done for now
Alloira : I think I am going to have a continous monolog of a weekly series that continues
Alloira : maybe its own special little place
Sean : welcome back
Alloira : lol
Alloira : Vaginas R US or something
Sean : u can thank me later
Sean : well........................
Sean : where did u post it@!
Alloira : my blog
Alloira : nunswithnuts.com
Alloira : theres the link
Alloira : you read it yet slow poke
Alloira : well what happend?
Sean : hahahahah
Sean : that is classic
Alloira : so will it make people laugh?
Sean : sorry i have girls who want to see my dick on line 2 and 3
Sean : lol
Alloira : that was my attempt at vagina humor
Sean : i made me cry and laugh
Alloira : well find some picture on the net and send it too them make sure it real big and black
Alloira : that will teach them
Sean : lol
Sean : it will keep them coming back for more
Sean : once u go black u never go back!
Alloira : yeah but if they know you are a white guy you could really mess with there head with a story that it got cut off then it was donated by a dead black man
Sean : hahahaha
Sean : hold on let me do it
Alloira : see how many would actually believe that mess
Alloira: kind of Loraina bobitt type of story
Sean : o my god my x just popped on
Sean : she imd me
Sean : lol
Alloira : whats so funny?
Alloira : arent they allowed to talk to you?
Alloira : :-*
Sean : she dumped me cause i wouldn't have her kids
Alloira : huh?
Sean : she was older
Alloira : You she wanted kids?
Sean : clock running out type of thing
Sean : 30
Alloira : aaah she wanted to get knocked up or something
Sean : no kids
never been married
Sean : no she wanted to have sex n the beginning
Alloira : and you didnt want to?
Alloira : (taps you on head) was you thinking straight
Alloira : :::::hello there:::
Alloira : ::::hello::::
Alloira : lol
Alloira : sorry I slipped back into a monolog with a penis
Sean : lol
Sean : hold on let me talk to her, she wants to know why im not calling her?!!
Sean : shoot me in the head
Alloira : its cool I have to go to bed sometime tonight cause I am a little tired
Alloira : I will talk to you later sometime when you are on like me
Sean : your the coolest thing ever
Sean : thanks for the laughs
Alloira : yeah you should have read my complaint about not enough penis in the movie industry
Sean : how true is that, but only in america do film industrys not show penis
Alloira : exactly they exploit women I was wondering when us females get to exploit the male physique
Sean : ill up for being exploited
Sean : im
Sean : O:-)
Alloira : in movies?
Alloira : or on camera?
Sean : ummmmmmmm,
Sean : id do both if i could
Sean : well i can
Alloira : See I sense a moment of hesitation on your part
Alloira : that you might be lacking a little bravery there AlloiraTheViking [3:32 AM]: I was just curious as to whether you would do it or not
Sean : i would
Sean : would u
Alloira : Hell no
Alloira : My kids would see that and be embarassed
Sean : o yeah i forget about kids
Alloira : Save them the shame of there mothers bodies displayed provocatively on some Porno kings bed
Alloira : Well Good night I am damm tired it was nice talking to you see you around I could use a few laughs now and them
Alloira : muah
Sean : u need to get your sleep now
Sean : lol
Alloira : okay done for now
Alloira : I think I am going to have a continous monolog of a weekly series that continues
Alloira : maybe its own special little place
Sean : welcome back
Alloira : lol
Alloira : Vaginas R US or something
Sean : u can thank me later
Sean : well........................
Sean : where did u post it@!
Alloira : my blog
Alloira : nunswithnuts.com
Alloira : theres the link
Alloira : you read it yet slow poke
Alloira : well what happend?
Sean : hahahahah
Sean : that is classic
Alloira : so will it make people laugh?
Sean : sorry i have girls who want to see my dick on line 2 and 3
Sean : lol
Alloira : that was my attempt at vagina humor
Sean : i made me cry and laugh
Alloira : well find some picture on the net and send it too them make sure it real big and black
Alloira : that will teach them
Sean : lol
Sean : it will keep them coming back for more
Sean : once u go black u never go back!
Alloira : yeah but if they know you are a white guy you could really mess with there head with a story that it got cut off then it was donated by a dead black man
Sean : hahahaha
Sean : hold on let me do it
Alloira : see how many would actually believe that mess
Alloira: kind of Loraina bobitt type of story
Sean : o my god my x just popped on
Sean : she imd me
Sean : lol
Alloira : whats so funny?
Alloira : arent they allowed to talk to you?
Alloira : :-*
Sean : she dumped me cause i wouldn't have her kids
Alloira : huh?
Sean : she was older
Alloira : You she wanted kids?
Sean : clock running out type of thing
Sean : 30
Alloira : aaah she wanted to get knocked up or something
Sean : no kids
never been married
Sean : no she wanted to have sex n the beginning
Alloira : and you didnt want to?
Alloira : (taps you on head) was you thinking straight
Alloira : :::::hello there:::
Alloira : ::::hello::::
Alloira : lol
Alloira : sorry I slipped back into a monolog with a penis
Sean : lol
Sean : hold on let me talk to her, she wants to know why im not calling her?!!
Sean : shoot me in the head
Alloira : its cool I have to go to bed sometime tonight cause I am a little tired
Alloira : I will talk to you later sometime when you are on like me
Sean : your the coolest thing ever
Sean : thanks for the laughs
Alloira : yeah you should have read my complaint about not enough penis in the movie industry
Sean : how true is that, but only in america do film industrys not show penis
Alloira : exactly they exploit women I was wondering when us females get to exploit the male physique
Sean : ill up for being exploited
Sean : im
Sean : O:-)
Alloira : in movies?
Alloira : or on camera?
Sean : ummmmmmmm,
Sean : id do both if i could
Sean : well i can
Alloira : See I sense a moment of hesitation on your part
Alloira : that you might be lacking a little bravery there AlloiraTheViking [3:32 AM]: I was just curious as to whether you would do it or not
Sean : i would
Sean : would u
Alloira : Hell no
Alloira : My kids would see that and be embarassed
Sean : o yeah i forget about kids
Alloira : Save them the shame of there mothers bodies displayed provocatively on some Porno kings bed
Alloira : Well Good night I am damm tired it was nice talking to you see you around I could use a few laughs now and them
Alloira : muah
Sean : u need to get your sleep now
Sean : lol
